Wednesday, May 28, 2008

To: The People's Court

Dear People's Court,
Five days a week your show appears on the only channel I have. Your show is almost the worst thing I have had to watch ever. It would be great if you would not play before and during my two o'clock class so that I could enjoy some quality television before school or after I leave work in the morning. I hate you with passions of a thousand romance novels, the passion of a million mothers, with the burning of hundreds of main sequence stars. Please never air on television again.
Love Always,
Raptor Rachel

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