To Ignorant Oregon Drivers,
Oregon drivers have the possibility to not be the slowest drivers in the country and yet seem to never take advantage of our own laws. I want to install a set of large sharp objects to the front of my car so that when I get behind you, the slow moving asshole, I can tap the back of your car to let you know just how annoying you and your ignorance are. THE LAW STATES THAT: You can drive up to 10 miles per hour faster than what the Oregon speed signs say (depending on weather of course) except for in school zones when children are present. I hate getting behind you when you want to go 33 in a 35 because you think the speed LIMIT is 35 when in reality there is no LIMIT, the actual word, written on our signs like in other states. GET IT TOGETHER BEFORE I DECIDE THAT I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FRONT OF MY CAR LOOKS LIKE AND RAM INTO YOUR TRUNK AND DRIVE OFF WHILE GIVING YOU MY SPECIAL MIDDLE FINGER TURN SIGNAL.
Love Always,
Raptor Rachel