To: all the boring people in the world

Dear boring people,
You make my world stop in its tracks. Why must you make me snore? Come on now, taking pictures of drinks is not the least bit exciting, unless, in the course of making these drinks you have enough to also make a hilarious video of you trying to jump off your balcony into the kiddie pool, then that would be interesting. Life isn't meant to be boring. Try something new for fuck's sake, instead of making electronica music, taking pictures of drinks and doing fuckin back flips. No one cares. Really. It's not nearly as exciting as some people will let you think.

Sincerely,
Lex